Post by hattipatty on Aug 28, 2011 23:55:10 GMT -5
I know exactly why you’re here young meister! To hear the story of me! Luckily you’ve arrived just in time for my 5-hour story-telling party!
The boy gazed awkwardly at the strange little advark…thing. He’d got lost on his first day and had ended up in an empty Shibusen classroom; he was nervous, made worse by the fact this little creature was taping his nose with a porcelain cane. He didn’t want to be rude, he was very late for his lesson but this was the first Shibusen…teacher...He’d met, and he certainly didn’t want to make a bad impression!
He sat down on an empty classroom bench, waiting for what was about to ensue. What’s the worst that could happen? Anyway this little thing was cute…. right?
“Do you want to hear a heroic tale, of love, war and wisdom? Well that tale is my tale.”
The boy was starting to get excited, it actually sounded pretty interesting!......Oh god….Oh dear lord…….
“My legend dates back to the 12th century! On a crisp English winter morning in Beijing, I was having my usual cup of tea on the porch, as I always do on a fresh spring day…..Or was it summer? It could’ve been summer because I DISINCTLY remember there being a pile of autumn leaves outside the café.”
“But in any case none of that matters on this particular 17th century afternoon as I was enjoying myself too much! However I was dying so I was not enjoying myself at all; in fact I died, except I hadn’t died since I was enjoying myself. In fact I survived my death just in time for my funeral, it was a beautiful wedding, everyone was watching me baptized, although I was a difficult baby at the time, being only 76 years old.”
“Anyway back to the cup of tea I was having on a musty autumn afternoon with my beautiful wife, she turned to me with her usual hag-like face after coming back from the store Except there was no store, and it didn’t open that early in the morning, anyway she returned from the store with my usual morning orange juice as I hadn’t had anything to drink yet on this freezing winter evening.”
It was only the beginning and the boy, the poor poor boy, was already half dead. Excalibur smacked him round the head using the cane; as if the pain could get any worse.
“Do you know why I have this hat?”
The boy looked up in a painful haze.
“I said do you know why I have this hat?”
“Errm……no”
“I wear it since they say that if a mans faults were written on his forehead then he should wear a hat so he could pull it down and hide them”
“So what your saying is-“
“FOOL!”[/color]
“I do not have any faults!”
The boy facedesked.
“But who ever said I could travel at the speed of light? It’s impossible and highly undesirable for I would lose my hat! I should know for I have traveled at the speed of light.
HE COULDN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
The boy burst out of the room, crying like a three year old and running at full speed. Where was he going? Home. Shibusen…..Wasn’t for him.
The boy gazed awkwardly at the strange little advark…thing. He’d got lost on his first day and had ended up in an empty Shibusen classroom; he was nervous, made worse by the fact this little creature was taping his nose with a porcelain cane. He didn’t want to be rude, he was very late for his lesson but this was the first Shibusen…teacher...He’d met, and he certainly didn’t want to make a bad impression!
He sat down on an empty classroom bench, waiting for what was about to ensue. What’s the worst that could happen? Anyway this little thing was cute…. right?
“Do you want to hear a heroic tale, of love, war and wisdom? Well that tale is my tale.”
The boy was starting to get excited, it actually sounded pretty interesting!......Oh god….Oh dear lord…….
“My legend dates back to the 12th century! On a crisp English winter morning in Beijing, I was having my usual cup of tea on the porch, as I always do on a fresh spring day…..Or was it summer? It could’ve been summer because I DISINCTLY remember there being a pile of autumn leaves outside the café.”
“But in any case none of that matters on this particular 17th century afternoon as I was enjoying myself too much! However I was dying so I was not enjoying myself at all; in fact I died, except I hadn’t died since I was enjoying myself. In fact I survived my death just in time for my funeral, it was a beautiful wedding, everyone was watching me baptized, although I was a difficult baby at the time, being only 76 years old.”
“Anyway back to the cup of tea I was having on a musty autumn afternoon with my beautiful wife, she turned to me with her usual hag-like face after coming back from the store Except there was no store, and it didn’t open that early in the morning, anyway she returned from the store with my usual morning orange juice as I hadn’t had anything to drink yet on this freezing winter evening.”
It was only the beginning and the boy, the poor poor boy, was already half dead. Excalibur smacked him round the head using the cane; as if the pain could get any worse.
“Do you know why I have this hat?”
The boy looked up in a painful haze.
“I said do you know why I have this hat?”
“Errm……no”
“I wear it since they say that if a mans faults were written on his forehead then he should wear a hat so he could pull it down and hide them”
“So what your saying is-“
“FOOL!”[/color]
“I do not have any faults!”
The boy facedesked.
“But who ever said I could travel at the speed of light? It’s impossible and highly undesirable for I would lose my hat! I should know for I have traveled at the speed of light.
HE COULDN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
The boy burst out of the room, crying like a three year old and running at full speed. Where was he going? Home. Shibusen…..Wasn’t for him.